captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

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jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

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vengerturtle:

“Jarvis’s holographic keyboard designs were replete with exotic symbols and undefined characters. Meinerding adapted keyboard characters from sources as diverse as mythology and electrical engineering figures…The net result of such subtleties reinforces that the mind of Tony Stark is so advanced that he and Jarvis are essentially speaking to each other in a language uniquely their own.” - The Art of Iron Man

vengerturtle:

“Jarvis’s holographic keyboard designs were replete with exotic symbols and undefined characters. Meinerding adapted keyboard characters from sources as diverse as mythology and electrical engineering figures…The net result of such subtleties reinforces that the mind of Tony Stark is so advanced that he and Jarvis are essentially speaking to each other in a language uniquely their own.” - The Art of Iron Man

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zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

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Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*

sarawildish:

glampora:

leanonstephen:

cat-pictures-blog:

The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.

#I HAVE WAy MORE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS CAT THAN I DO THE TITANIC OR THE NOTEBOOK OR THAT BULLSHIT

I’m gonna cry now
cuz his face
it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’
i just
; ^ ;

he has CAT TEARS.

sarawildish:

glampora:

leanonstephen:

cat-pictures-blog:

The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.

#I HAVE WAy MORE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS CAT THAN I DO THE TITANIC OR THE NOTEBOOK OR THAT BULLSHIT

I’m gonna cry now

cuz his face

it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’

i just

; ^ ;

he has CAT TEARS.

(via sweetly-simple-silence)


cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

(via zackisontumblr)


Add in your own language

English: I love you
German: Ich liebe dich.
Portuguese: Eu amo-te
Brazilian: Eu te amo
Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
Harry Potter: Always
Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
Dean: Don't ever change.
Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Hungarian: Szeretlek
Persian: Doostet daram
Czech: Miluju tě
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Italian: Ti amo~
Spanish: Te amo.
Loki: You have heart.
Augustus Waters: Okay?
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Okay.
Adele: Never mind, I'll find someone like you
Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
Peeta: I don't want to forget
Katniss: Real
Sherlock: You're an idiot.
John Watson: I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
The Doctor: Rose Tyler... I--
Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
Daleks: EXTERMINATE!
Star Wars: I know
Law & Order Special Victims Unit: I'd Give You a Kidney
Caroline Forbes: I'm afraid of you
Klaus Mikaelson: He's your first love. I intend to be your last.
Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.
Sam Winchester: Jerk
Dean Winchester: Bitch
Cas: We share a profound bond
Captain Hook: You are my bean.
Emma Swan: Go eat your jello.
Bug: Eep-opp-ork-ah-ah
Tony Stark: Give yourself 12% of the credit
Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
Loki: Sentiment
Hulk: HULK SMASH DAT ASS
Odin: HUARGH
Coulson: I watched you while you slept
Sherlock: Sherlock is actually a girl's name.
Link: Hyah
Dan Howell: No homo.
Tyler Oakley: You're an idiot
Latin: Amo tu!
Terezi: YOU SM3LL D3L1C1OUS! >:]
Karkat: ...
Supernatural: I need you

-awestruck:

tonytobar:

What if verbal abuse left the same scars as physical abuse? Would it be taken more seriously? That’s what photographer Richard Johnson hopes to accomplish with his new photo project, “Weapons of Choice.”

The series uses a makeup artist to put bruises and scars on photo subjects. Embedded in these violent marks are some hateful words typically associated with abuse, such as “Stupid,” “Dumb,” “Trash” and others that are much, much worse.

POWERFUL.

(via sweetly-simple-silence)


bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via sweetly-simple-silence)


bansheepower:

Falcon: 30% hero, 70% sass

(via kaen-daughter-of-loki)



geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(via fake-mermaid)


threepac:

i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

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willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

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