animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

(via superwholock-halloween)


mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

(via thidd-y)


wolverinesbadassass:

dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

at least they fought with expert timing

(via hiccabiccaboo-hoosha)



nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

(via hiccabiccaboo-hoosha)


thisoneredheadkid:

This is why Louise is the best

(via marshmallowdragon)




sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

(via fake-mermaid)


apaigeuniverse:

undeadsuits:

veeking:

 image

so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

image

i did it. it’s done.

speaking of reversed Frozen gifs

image

(imgur)

you turned a kids movie into an animated porno

(via hiccabiccaboo-hoosha)


consultingsexsymbol:

deansdemonhair:

disappointing-horse:

bittyblueeyes:

meinefluchderzeit:

animals with albinism - imgur.com

and its opposite - melanism

all these fucking shinies but i still cant get one

i think the peacock is actually a white african peacock they’re actually naturally white we have some running around our neighborhood

You have peacocks running around in your neighbourhood??

(via marshmallowdragon)


Things I'm bad at: singing
Things I do a lot: sing

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

(via marshmallowdragon)


pr1nc3ssp34ch:

itstimeforaholiday:

This is literally me and my friends

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

(via marshmallowdragon)


just-troylerthings:

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

(via marshmallowdragon)